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I am polling persons within the sphere of british-S.African- W. Indies- Canadian imperial influence about their relationship to Marmite. So I wondered, is it your passion or does it excite your gag reflex? If you are very keen on Marmite do you not agree that the site of it's manufacture,Burton on Trent,uk, should become a Pilgrimage site like Lourdes, Glastonbury or Walsingham? Let us face facts squarely , Marmite is a faux-divine sacramental that ought to possess a proper Shrine. Perhaps the anglo-catholic Vicars opting out of The C of E over lady bishops ought be put back to work in an apostolate designing the new Marmite Shrine...? They are so handy with dressing altars, sewing vestments and introducing statues and votive lamps -- this may be a chance out of redundancy for our "Full Faith" Cost of Conscience lads. Well, as one can see, this may well be the beginning of a truly "authentic fake" American-style New Labourish religion. (I wonder if Tony Blair would liason with the Pope and the Ottoman Dynasty on behalf of this work in the Lord's Vineyard)?
Your Comments are eagerly awaited below.
***The Holy Orders of the Priests of Vegemite are null and void
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