“Bob’s yer Uncle” (the pompous one)

“Bob’s yer Uncle”

Thursday, September 11, 2008
“Bob’s yer Uncle”


(See “The trouble with the NDP”
Submitted by Bob Rae on his blog, Wed, 09/10/2008 - 11:43).

It is a notorious fact that Bob Rae sacrificed principles to the quest for power some years ago, (I am told by Practitioners of the Satanic Craft, men in regular touch with our dead Liberal Senators, that this was the happy buzz in the deepest circle of the Inferno when Bob ‘crossed over’). Some savvy political analysts still on this earthly terrestrial realm have also noted that Bob was asked to join the Liberal Party a number of times and always said “no” -- until it looked like he could get the Leadership, Ahhh…but there’s the rub, there is almost nothing the little-piggy Liberals won't do to gain power and cash and stay in power and cash –as was illustrated in the Sponsorship scandals of the Gomery Commission. Power is the Liberal mantra and it is their subterranean secret god: while mere policies and principles alternately shoot to the right and left like dying stars in the Lib windshield- yet now and for ever The Liberal Party always has its hungry snout in the public trough and its broad corporate arse stuck out in the wind.

Watch Bob Rae blame the NDP in a couple months for not mucking in with his "anti-Harperite" coalition and so ruining Bob's chance to resume his comfortable life as a senior Fed. Minister... Yet be not afraid Bob, you will have a greater chance of climbing yet higher on the Corporate-coconut tree when Dion's terrible leadership almost certainly loses him the Election, and leads to another of the infamous Liberal Nights of the Long Knives. (Poor Stephane: “Cruel Necessity”!) Then Bob, a la 'Mack the Knife', you can make a clear run for Numero Uno while blaming the NDP for not joining Canada's natural party of governance and depriving you of the PMO! So you see it is just as P.E.T once quoted: “no doubt the Universe is Unfolding as it should”.